Looking for an interview? Just pick any of the authentic questions below and match them with any of the answers to the right.

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Are your lyrics autobiographical?  ...I'd rip my dick off.
As I studied the covers, I discovered several secret messages in an even more secret language. Always something like 'Är smör gron, jag knörf smo mörf'. What do they mean? A glam/disco style verse followed by a speed metal refrain, witty lyrics spiced with a fistful of socio-political satire. All this soaked in a healthy 70's punk attitude.
Assume, you would be voted the ruler of Sweden. What would be your initial measures, what would be your first laws? All this took place on a geological timescale, that's why the continental plates have moved so much since the last CD.
Can you name some delicious dishes with elk? And I might add that our show is directed by no other than Ingmar Bergman, that great icon of Swedish film making.
Did John cause changes in CRD music? As always, this is the best album we’ve ever done. 
Do you like being something like a sex symbol? - you are in Germany at least. CRD never sounded like we wanted it to and never will. We never know what we want and we change our minds all the time.
Do you think an alien race will/or had already visit our planet? Eating, drinking and sometimes weeping.
Do you think you're the pioneers of Scandinavian EBM? EBM doesn’t exist anymore. It died with the eighties. And good riddance, too.
Don't you think that many old fans won't appreciate your new Rock'n'Roll-style? I don’t remember much of the years between BanzaiB and MoosehairU. We were always drunk and did a lot of drugs.
Has it been a struggle to keep Cat Rapes Dog going for so long? I don't know. I admit to making the whole thing up and not being able to come up with anything even remotely funny to answer your question. 
Have you ever seen the action related to your band's name in real life? I hope you're aware of that lying will send you straight to hell, my son. 
How did Annelie's role change when Joel left the band? I regret selling the ESQ-1, it had the best mixed choir sound I've ever heard. 
How will it feel to be remembered for writing songs such as ‘An Ass For A Brain’, ‘Cow Shit’ & ‘Fuck Nature’? I tried desperately to cover the fact that she's a speed-taking, heroin-addicted, pot-smoking and glue-sniffing alcoholic. The doctor said six months, tops.
How would YOU describe your kind of music? I'd like to cite the freemasonic movement here and add the words so closely associated with the French Revolution: freedom, equality, brother- and sisterhood.
I heard that all members of CRD have a 'punk'-like background. Why did you happen to start an electronic career? I'm often urging people to accept me as their ruler. 
In the past, some people have misunderstood CRD's satirical lyrics, taking sarcasm at face value. What percentage of your fan base is made up of morons? I'm pretty sure that we won't be remembered at all. Wait around for twenty or thirty years and it will be as if we never existed. 
My kindergarden teacher said a cat can on no account rape a dog. Are Swedish cats bigger than their fellow felines over here? It's just what you could expect from a bunch of geniuses like us. I don't think you could ever listen to music as fulfilling and thought-provoking as ours. 
One hasn`t heard from you for a long time. Well, what have you done recently? Joel made it up, he was always the weird one. Now he sells t-shirts at our live shows.
Please complete the sentence: "If I were a man......" Modern Biblical research suggests that God isn't into Industrial at all; apparently God prefers Andreas Wollenweider and the likes.
The first thing that kicks my ass is the name CAT RAPES DOG. It's a damn cool name! Would you explain to us the background of taking such a cool name? Nobody leaves this band without paying a terrible price. Once you're in you don't come out. We're like a religious sect, we have total control over each other. 
What abour Jonas and John? Are they just music-dummies like the Kraftwerkian ones?  Please go out and buy the new album and make us all very rich. You will get a richer life and we will just get richer. 
What about the beginning of CAT RAPES DOG? Remember "Things I Hate"? See? We told you about Jörg Haider in Austria but you just didn't listen.
What are your feelings, as society is getting colder and the power of capitalism's growing while all systems that claimed to be communist are gone? She replaced Joel and now wears his clothes and speaks with his voice.
What is fun by eating people? Singers, like batteries, lose their power with time. John expired June 2002.
What is Santa's Beard?  The album is a journey into the heart of darkness that is America today, all portrayed with an irony that is typical of CRD.
What is the state of the music scene in Sweden as far as electronic and alternative music is concerned? The latest polls seem to indicate that the moron rate is going down for the first time since we started. 
What kind of people listen/buy your music? The research took six months and the creative process almost a year. This album is not just a fling, it's serious art. 
What message have Cat Rapes Dog for the world? The whole idea of giving out Music Awards was already in the 70's wisely frowned upon. 
What music do you listen to in private and does it have an influence on your song-writing? The whole music scene stinks and I'm so fed up with it. What we need is punk, or its equivalent, to wipe the charts clean.
What´s charateristic for a brilliant CAT RAPES DOG song? There just aren't enough words invented in any language to describe what we are doing. Intellectually, we are so far ahead that it's ridiculous.
While reading your lyrics, sometimes I would like to ask: "Hey guys! Are you OK in the heads?"  There will be a new album in _________ and we will play at ___________. Apart from that, we are busy planning for our demise.
Who is responsible for the music and who is responsible for the lyrics? They are potentially dangerous and some can acquire the taste for meat. Then they often start eating people.
Why did Joel leave the band? We didn’t get along with the producer. The last day in the studio me and Joel beat him up a bit, so I guess we won’t use him anymore. This incident is the reason why Joel’s not among us anymore.
Will you be going on a tour through Germany soon? We go to _______ in _________ and we will give the fans what they want; raw power and frustration. 
Would it be fair to say that Cat Rapes Dog do not have an optimistic view for the future of humanity? We have no aspirations. We have given up. Our crusade against conformity has been effectively crushed by the international conglomerates. 
You’re obviously not banking on going to heaven? We wanted to make songs with more guitars
And not so many about American cars
We wanted to show our diversity
And that I had studied at the university
We wanted to show that we still existed
And had practised till our fingers blistered
Your new sound seems to be suitable for riding on a big motorbike along a lonely, dusty highway. What do you think about this association? We're not responsible at all. We deny any involvement in anything connected to CRD.
Your web page is excellent. Comments? We’re into a lot of different styles. We don’t really wanna be in this genre, or even in this band. We just wanna sit in a field and smell all the flowers and watch the clouds in the sky. 
You've used subliminal messages in some of your songs. What is the nature of these messages? We'll try to make it as much retro as possible, probably somewhere near the Necronomikon-tape from 1987.